With that said, welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
We went to the zoo last weekend with my sister and her family for K3's end-of-the-season soccer party. It was very hot that day (I believe around 95!) and after several hours, we were all miserable and tired. And by "we" I mean mainly the adults. Even with all of that heat and tiredness, I would never encourage the small children to do my job and push each other in the stroller. And if I was able to convince them to try it, I most certainly would never make a game out of it and allow them the privilege of being the "pusher". If I would have done all of this, then I definately would not have been successful enough to have them actually fight over who got the next turn pushing the other one. But I wouldn't really know anything about any of that! Not me!
While on said zoo trip, I also did not find MckMama's Small Fry being pushed around by some other family that we were with. I searched frantically for MckMama, Prince Charming, and the other MSC, demanding that this family return Small Fry to her rightful family! All of that freaking out, only to realize that it was not the real Small Fry after all, but this precious girl could sure pass as her twin in Oklahoma anyday!
K3 was in the bath the other day while I was getting ready to go somewhere. We had the radio on, but I really wasn't paying too much attention to it. (Imagine that---I can tune things out!?!) I would never play inappropriate music for my 4-year old daughter to hear because I know that she loves to sing along with the songs (especially if it's Skillet or Hannah Montana - such a great combination!). So there is NO WAY that I heard her singing "Birthday Sex" as she colored with her bathtub crayons! If that were to have happened, I would explain to her that she couldn't sing that song because it wasn't very nice and she would have stopped, of course. Everything was fine until the next song started. At that point, I definately did not hear her follow-up "Birthday Sex" with "I kissed a girl and I liked it..."!!! I think I would just have to shake my head and laugh at that point. Oh yeah people - I have NO IDEA how my child would ever hear songs like that!
Ok, one more for today. Almost 5 weeks ago now, I did not get dumped by my boyfriend - over the phone - while I was sick in bed and home from work - and while he was driving on his way to work. It made for kind of a rough couple of weeks and if that did happen, I most certainly would not have kept it a secret from literally everyone (with the exception of 2 people who learned by default). And I definately would not have been able to keep that secret for at least 3 weeks. And there most certainly wouldn't be some people who will only just now in reading this blog find out. :( The good news is that all things happen for a reason, and if this did happen, then I wouldn't have been able to bounce back and find someone incredible so soon! NOT ME!
